Nonsensical Graffiti

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As opposed to a standard Traffic Revision.
Submitted by the author of the delightful Minimum Comics.

As opposed to a standard Traffic Revision.

Submitted by the author of the delightful Minimum Comics.

Mar 8
Totally doesn’t. Not one bit. So much so that we all needed to be told. Totally worth saying. Totally.
Taken at a bus shelter in Redmond, WA.

Totally doesn’t. Not one bit. So much so that we all needed to be told. Totally worth saying. Totally.

Taken at a bus shelter in Redmond, WA.

Mar 6
Think deeply about how badly you need a hug before you attempt to redeem this offer.
Submitted by the author of the delightful Minimum Comics.

Think deeply about how badly you need a hug before you attempt to redeem this offer.

Submitted by the author of the delightful Minimum Comics.

Mar 4
Is that a command? A description? Are you complaining about your own stench? I need more details!
Taken in Pioneer Square, Seattle.

Is that a command? A description? Are you complaining about your own stench? I need more details!

Taken in Pioneer Square, Seattle.

Mar 1
You’ve gotta give me a reason. You can’t just demand that kinda thing.
Taken in Pioneer Square, Seattle.

You’ve gotta give me a reason. You can’t just demand that kinda thing.

Taken in Pioneer Square, Seattle.

“No. You don’t understand. These packets are NOT enough. I need more. You might even say I need a….”
Submitted by Sean.

“No. You don’t understand. These packets are NOT enough. I need more. You might even say I need a….”

Submitted by Sean.


That shit is mega-filthy status.

I’M DYING TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS DESCRIBING.
Submitted by Antonio.

That shit is mega-filthy status.

I’M DYING TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS DESCRIBING.

Submitted by Antonio.

Returning!

I am pleased to announce that Nonsensical Graffiti will be returning soon. I finally have a phone with a functioning camera again. And Tumblr has a great iOS app now.

So yeah, as Samuel L. Jackson said in Jurassic Park, “Hold onto ya butts…”

May 4
Much like this gentleman, the scrawler of this graffito was apparently embroiled in contradiction. He (or she) felt strongly enough about his devotion to the Dark Lord to engrave it into the wall of the elevator, but not enough to scratch it very deep or to do so in letters larger than half an inch tall. I also love how it’s in all caps, but with no exclamation point. Like it’s being stated matter-of-factly by some kind of monotone robot.
Taken in an elevator (the same elevator as this post) in a building off of Pioneer Square, Seattle.

Much like this gentleman, the scrawler of this graffito was apparently embroiled in contradiction. He (or she) felt strongly enough about his devotion to the Dark Lord to engrave it into the wall of the elevator, but not enough to scratch it very deep or to do so in letters larger than half an inch tall. I also love how it’s in all caps, but with no exclamation point. Like it’s being stated matter-of-factly by some kind of monotone robot.

Taken in an elevator (the same elevator as this post) in a building off of Pioneer Square, Seattle.

May 2
The next kid who has to wait for their mom at this bank is gonna get a truth-bomb dropped on ‘em.
Taken at a BECU in Bellevue, WA.

The next kid who has to wait for their mom at this bank is gonna get a truth-bomb dropped on ‘em.

Taken at a BECU in Bellevue, WA.